Bernie is sick

Bernie is a sickly thing.
Autumn doth yearly bring
A glut of viruses
For diagnosis.

Her weak constitution
And wide experimentation
Has left her prone
And likely to moan.

What can we shove in her hole?
To make her feel whole?
Or use as a prophylactic,
As an alternative tactic?

So that she's in the pink,
She needs one... let's think...
Tablet of zinc?
Healthy fruit drink?
No, throw those down the sink.

No, here's The Shocker -
Bernie's best doctor -
Use double action
For unrivalled reaction!

Message to Bradley

Bradley, just fuck Christa, please,

Stop being such a tease.

She needs a proper seeing to;

You're the only one who'll do.

Bradley, just fuck Christa, please,

But with one stipulation:

I'd like to watch as you do and

Indulge in masturbation.

Together, you're actually annoying,

But physically both buff.

I'm sure Christa could handle both

Our members in her muff.

She can watch us getting sweaty

While we grind away.

If she's there, then what we do

Isn't really gay.

You could reach your hand around

And finger my bum.

I'll rub our schlongs off together

'Til we both shoot cum.

Bradley, forget Christa, please,

She's such an utter tease.

You need a proper seeing to;

I'm the only one who'll do.