Bernie is a sickly thing.
Autumn doth yearly bring
A glut of viruses
For diagnosis.
Her weak constitution
And wide experimentation
Has left her prone
And likely to moan.
What can we shove in her hole?
To make her feel whole?
Or use as a prophylactic,
As an alternative tactic?
So that she's in the pink,
She needs one... let's think...
Tablet of zinc?
Healthy fruit drink?
No, throw those down the sink.
No, here's The Shocker -
Bernie's best doctor -
Use double action
For unrivalled reaction!
The Shocker:
Autumn doth yearly bring
A glut of viruses
For diagnosis.
Her weak constitution
And wide experimentation
Has left her prone
And likely to moan.
What can we shove in her hole?
To make her feel whole?
Or use as a prophylactic,
As an alternative tactic?
So that she's in the pink,
She needs one... let's think...
Tablet of zinc?
Healthy fruit drink?
No, throw those down the sink.
No, here's The Shocker -
Bernie's best doctor -
Use double action
For unrivalled reaction!
The Shocker:
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